We had 40 minutes of preparation to somehow make and present these topics in a creative way. This is what we came up with.
Ballad of the Constipated Pacifist
So after several trips -- just pees
I seized the pose -- I grabbed my knees
It was my last chance to poop for peace
I would mediate a vast release!
So there I sat, and there I squatted
As I struggled to get my guts unknotted
To move forward and advance that dream
Of peace support out of my seam
I seized the pose -- I grabbed my knees
It was my last chance to poop for peace
I would mediate a vast release!
So there I sat, and there I squatted
As I struggled to get my guts unknotted
To move forward and advance that dream
Of peace support out of my seam
And then I felt within me movement
For peace I would show my approvement
Though the rabbit has the faster pace
It was that turtle did win the race...
But what came out -- I'm ashamed to say --
Was not solid on this blessed day
For on this day of global release
My body chose to blow off peace!
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To say the least, our instructors had tears streaming down their faces and were rolling on the floor from laughter. Our fellow classmates also chuckled under their breath as their faces turned slightly red. Our instructors said that they will be using our poem and video in every class they teach from now on. Can you say A+ for us? :o)






